Female Version of Man Flu

Have you ever wondered what the female version of the Man-Flu is? Recently while I had this strain of illness I did, in fact, wonder this and then I solved this…

Let me enlighten you….

It’s called “Fuck-it-I-don’t-have-time-to-get-sick” or better known as “Just-a-Cold”.

Let’s take a look at the obvious differences…

MAN-FLU

Husband says: “Aw Babe. I’m so sick. I think I have Man-Flu” ….
Wife says “Awwww honey that’s no good.” While really thinking to herself “Fuck there goes any help I was hoping to get for the next three days!”

JUST-A-COLD

Wife says “Achoo, achoo, achoo, achoo, achoo”
Husband says ….. Not a fucken lot.

MAN-FLU SYMPTOMS

Severe sniffles
Severe headaches
Severe razor blade sore throat
Severe fatigue
Severe blah blah chicken

JUST A COLD

Just a runny nose
Just a little headache
Just a little razor in the throat
Just a little tired
Just a – oh really who gives a shit just get on with your day

MAN-FLU TREATMENT

Strict bed rest for three days straight
Ring bell for any service you require
No medication will help as this is the worst flu EVER
Sex may help relieve symptoms. Actually, sex will definitely relieve symptoms – briefly.

JUST-A-COLD TREATMENT

Go about your normal activities

…………………………………………………………………………… Annnnnd so there you have it!

A complete medical evaluation from someone with no medical background whatsoever unless you can include bandaid compressions on little knees, life-saving splinter removal from thumbs and panadol administrations to mini Man-Flu carriers….

Stay healthy dear Superwomen there’s a Man-Flu epidemic!

fly-on-by-friday-man-flu-L-rcxeWA

 

One love
DRK xxx

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